Thursday, June 30, 2016

Kokomo Oralists Blow Into Outsider Poetry Slam Playoffs

The Kokomo Oralists have blown into the Outsider Poetry Slam League of America playoffs with a win over the Rockford Pages. In other news, the team padded its roster by adding a chick with large breasts to the team.

She is really good with the Clerihew. One of the judges in the match against Rockford gave her a ten. In return for that she received a very high score, which helped propel the Kokomo Oralists into the playoffs. 

Her name is something something Irish. 

The playoffs will begin in Rockford, ironically, at the Outsider Poetry Depot, but no one from Rockford will be there, because they can't read. But since the State Street Station closed, maybe some people will come out thinking it's a strip bar. A little poetry is a small price to pay.